Crap-Free Zone

So, my editor (henceforth referred to as "Head Nerd") tells me I have to do this if I want her help with my books in the future. She might come across to everyone as a sweet little Southern lady, but she's mean as hell when she wants to be, and I'm not about to piss her off. Besides, I've never been shy about expressing my opinions, so I might even start to like this blogging gig.

Now, what do I want to tackle first? Pornography and the scumbags who proliferate it . . . the inequality of women's sports . . . the mouth-breathers currently running the country . . . the E. coli Scale Hollywood uses to decide what to make movies about lately? So much stupidity, so little time. But whatever topic I choose, you can bet your ass I won't mince any words or spout any pretentious crap about it.

More later . . .